I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones
My name is Issy, I am 17 and live in the UK
I like awesome things such as cats and music and my blog consists of things that I like or make me laugh or smile. I hope you enjoy~
sharpenteeth-biteashardasyouwant:
Jesse Lawson from SWS singing Caraphernelia with Pierce The Veil
vic wat r u doin
that’s pretty fucking cool
Awhhh.
So, we’re just going to ignore the arm erection or….
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when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
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in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
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Hahahahahahhahahaha
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
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one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
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fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
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So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and there was GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES and I didn’t know why and she just looked at the things on the counter and stared at me until I realised that I BOUGHT THE DEXTER DVD BOX, A KNIFE AND CLEANING DETERGENT. I swear I’m not a serial killer.
yes uhm can we not laugh about my serial killer post
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